Email banter

[tweetmeme source=”adamanddan” only_single=false] Thought I’d share this bit of email banter I shared with my dad the other day whilst I was home.

From: Dad
Sent: 28 June 2010 08:02:11
To: Adam
Cc: Mum

Hi Adam,

Just a time jog from the systems manager (deputy) to remind you that you need to upload your ironing into the files in your hardware (drawers and wardrobe) to maintain easy access in the future.
This should be seen as a priority, i.e. TODAY.
Failure to comply with this jog could cause files to corrupt and more importantly will lead to problems with your service provider (senior partner…i.e. mother)

Hope you are well and enjoying a relaxing day,

Best regards as always,
Dad.

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From: Adam
Sent: 28 June 2010 10:32:41
To: Dad
Cc: Mum

Hi Dad,

I have looked into the problem regarding the back log of files in the hardware. It seems there has been a virus causing the process to slow down which may put other general duties at serious risk.

If you wish to take out virus protection to stop this happening in the future you may do so for just £49.99 per month. A standing order will suffice and I will make sure it’s put in place for you.

You have my account details,

Adam.

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From: Dad
Sent: 28 June 2010 13:14:05
To: Adam
Cc: Mum

Just do it.

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